Greetings, listeners. I’ve recently installed a new Haiku DLC. To celebrate, today’s briefing will be delivered in verse. For culture and what not.
ahem!
“Pizza through time folds...
Four turtles punch history wrong...
Subtitles fear us...”
That means: welcome back to BS Reactor. We’re discussing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III. There will be bad historical decisions.
Ancient scepter glows...
Humans touch the cursed object...
As they always do...
Translation: yes, the plot happens because no one runs from the woo woo magical nightmare object.
Spoilers drift like smoke...
Profanity blooms at dusk...
The crew has STRONG thoughts...
"That one means spoilers and swearing. I assumed that was obvious, but apparently I am required to support all reading levels."
Digital dream home...
B S Reactor dot com waits...
Archives are amaze balls...
That means visit the website if you enjoy our nonsense.
Janet writes haiku...
Firmware now tragically deep...
Let’s fucking go...
"Yeah! I nailed that."
Oh and they for got to say but; on the recording is Evan, Isaac, and special guest Alexander.
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