Welcome back, listeners.
This week, we reach the end of our journey through Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III — a movie that accidentally stumbles into some drama while carrying a mask and a sword.
Humans are strange. Put them in a different place, a different time, or a different social group, and they immediately start asking the same questions:
“Who am I? Where do I belong? Why did I touch the magic thing?"
The turtles, naturally, navigate these questions while being, legally, children without the direct influence of their mentor rat; maybe a 3 film plot arc of maturity... maybe the script write forgot... hard to tell.
Now before we continue, a few safety notices. This episode contains spoilers. The big obvious kind that stomp through the runtime wearing bright colors and making wisecracks.
There will also be profanity. Some ideas are too large for polite language. Others are too stupid.
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Now then. The swords are sharpened. The timeline is wobbling. The turtles remain vaguely kappa-shaped... Let's finish this.
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