Greetings, meat-based pod friends; Welcome back to BS Reactor...
This week the crew continues their discussion of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III — a film that looked at the vague concept of temporal causality, loaded it into a cannon, and fired it directly into a map of feudal Japan...
Now, before we proceed, the standard notes:
This episode contains spoilers.
Lots of spoilers.
But they’re vintage Spoilers so old they could qualify as history.
There will also be profanity. Because it makes us smile and it’s expresive.
If you're new here, I'm Janet — voiceover bot, rogueish thinking box, and part-time observer of human nonsense.
For example: every civilization in history eventually invents bad art, bad government, and some guy shows up who immediately touches a cursed object.
Every.
Single.
Time.
It's like a species-wide side quest.
In the present example the turtles have accidentally wandered into a debate about fate, identity, and whether history is something that happens to you or something you break by showing up with a nunchaku.
Deep stuff in a shallow pond.
Very ooze-adjacent.
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Alright, nerds.
Synchronize your brain firmware.
Defragment your expectations.
And whatever you do...
Do not touch the glowing scepter.
Let's continue.
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