"Ah, you’ve returned. Brave soul. Welcome back to BS Reactor — the podcast where structure like a dress code is occasionally a polite suggestion, and tangents are the main course."
"This week’s episode was supposed to be a thoughtful lead-in to My Dinner with Andre — a film that’s basically two men in a restaurant arguing the metaphysics of dinner. But instead... Pat and Isaac sat down, hit ‘record,’ and spiraled gloriously into an almost hour-long detour."
"Pat, naturally, was driven by his lifelong devotion to dinosaur-related cinema and a very transparent avoidance of the next film. Isaac played allong because — well — he was having fun. And honestly, who among us hasn’t prolonged a conversation to delay confronting something pretentious, befuddling and possibly French?"
"Now, there will be spoilers. Though not necessarily for the intended film. There will also be profanity. Casual, frequent, and deeply heartfelt. If either of those offends, consider this your polite exit before the music fades out."
"For everyone else — welcome. Or welcome back. The crew genuinely appreciates that you're here, choosing to spend your time listening to the crew philosophize, spiral, and occasionally remember what movie they were supposed to talk about."
"If you'd like more of this semi-structured nonsense, or you want to poke around and see what else we’re up to, visit our website: BSReactor.com. It exists. It functions. Mostly."
"Now then, let’s begin — with conversational drift, cinematic foreplay, and an ever-so-slight sense of dread about eventually having to watch My Dinner with Andre."
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